Total Medals Earned: 90 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,320 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 19/21 (390/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Earn $100 in total
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Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Take a peek at the credits
Rescue the crab
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The official SHOOM
Reach like 6478 O's
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/45 points)
Fire your finger guns for the first time!
lose a run by being really bad at video games!
Use the 'Heroin' Item for the first time!
Beat the Shoot Trip Die Demo
Medals Earned: 3/4 (70/95 points)
You won!
Get all fails in StS.
Get jumpscared by Henry.
Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/500 points)
You escaped the Impossible Room. That's impossible!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/120 points)
click the face at least once
Buy your first of many tom fulps
You made him mad
Get the Fulp Factory
get 3 golden fulps
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/500 points)
Launch the Turtle
Blow up a jeep
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/500 points)
First time?
Beat the game in 30 minutes or under
You've died 25 times, just like everyone else.
Beat the game in 20 minutes or under
Completed the Tower!
You've died 100 times? You're fired... is what I'd say if you were ever employed.
You've collected all the acorns in the game, good work!
Completed the Jungle without dying!
Beat the game in 10 minutes or under
You have found and collected all golden acorns in the game. Good work!
Completed the Volcano!
Completed the Jungle!
Completed the Ice Caves!
Beat the game in 7 minutes or under. Amazing!
You've completed the Volcano without dying!
You completed the first tower of towers without dying!
Completed the Ice Caves without dying!
Beat the game in 5 minutes or under. Very impressive!
You beat the game without dying. You're incredible!
Burn to death on a hot block.